sleepingwiththekings:

anythingifuckingwant:

sedimentarysyndicalist:

kropotkink:

sedimentarysyndicalist:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Definitive Stereotype Map Of Britain And Ireland

shit cats?

manx cats. presumably ‘shit’ because they don’t have tails.

I’ve found my new home

excuse you but i am not a wanker, i haven’t taken a bus in years


"liam neeson" hahaahahah. I am liam neeson

sleepingwiththekings:

anythingifuckingwant:

sedimentarysyndicalist:

kropotkink:

sedimentarysyndicalist:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Definitive Stereotype Map Of Britain And Ireland

shit cats?

manx cats. presumably ‘shit’ because they don’t have tails.

I’ve found my new home

excuse you but i am not a wanker, i haven’t taken a bus in years

"liam neeson" hahaahahah. I am liam neeson

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8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan)

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

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rainbow-ashe:

theanti90smovement:

mom dad im in love with a robot 

the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg)

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alegbra:

josh peck is living proof that there is hope for everyone

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mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

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