mrsrosemaryam:

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

this post breathes life into me

mrsrosemaryam:

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

this post breathes life into me

(Source: d-sneyprincess)

274,660 notes

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

46,792 notes

callmeoutis:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

callmeoutis:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

(Source: petapeta)

154,928 notes

purpbanga:

hedwig11:

ribbonsarelikefancystreamers:

Oh god… Hilarious..

Again because OMG this is so like Luis and I, it’s crazy.

LMAOOOOO

purpbanga:

hedwig11:

ribbonsarelikefancystreamers:

Oh god… Hilarious..

Again because OMG this is so like Luis and I, it’s crazy.

LMAOOOOO

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barrakuduh:


skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

176,793 notes

skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

182,891 notes

ruined-sheets:

I want to sleep with you. Not have sex, just sleep. With you. I want to breathe on your neck and lock our legs together. I want…actually wait no I do want sex.

(Source: hotsuburbandad)

121,631 notes

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

80,557 notes

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

273,816 notes